Why don't you......

Genesis1315

Ladies
We were driving home tonight after quite a long day. Caterpillar was feeling particularly like a 5 year old and making her parents feel every bit of it. SUI had had just about enough of it - his face and ears were turning red and I thought I saw a vein pulsing. So being the loving wife, I suggested gently that he meet with one of his friends online and I would leave him in the house with plenty of food and drink to relax and unwind. He told me that he didn't want to "kick me out of the house" to which I responded....

Honey, it's okay. I can go shopping and relax for at least a couple hours. You can just go decompose.


<LONG PAUSE>


"How old do you think I am" responded SUI.

We were both laughing so hard, tears were running down my face. I responded, amidst the bursts of laughter......Well, I was thinking about decompress and compose yourself....it turned into decompose. We analyzed the statement and realized that he would have to be around zombie stage to fulfill that request.:D

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