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Deuteronomy

Deuteronomy

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I thought about you guys on Christmas day, because I got a Home Brewing Setup, and it came with "High Country Canadian Draft" malt extract as the first beer to make. :)
 
Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
 
ewoksrule said:
Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
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What?!?
 
ewoksrule said:
Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
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Um.....that is the limited time offer....free mouse with beer...didn't you see the add?
 
Yes, it's the special Nevada collectors edition; just for Canadian beer. Didn't you notice the bottle was shaped as a piece of cheese?
 
ewoksrule said:
Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
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You want free beer? GO TO THE BREWERY!!

Brewery or loony bin? I'm taking you to the loony bin, and then going to the brewery.

Get out, you knob!
 
Deuteronomy said:
I thought about you guys on Christmas day, because I got a Home Brewing Setup, and it came with "High Country Canadian Draft" malt extract as the first beer to make. :)
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When it is done, send some this way for expert analysis. That is all, thank you.
 
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Well, I couldn't wait for the second week. I opened one bottle today. <pshh> "Sounds like beer" <gurgle gurgle> "Looks like beer and has a head like beer" <slurp> "Hmm, it tastes like beer"


I made beer!
 
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