GW2 Jokes

[Stc95]

Pursuing GW2 Guru because that's all I seem to be doing in my free time and stumbled across a thread fill with GW2 jokes. Some of them are just stupid, other's aren't family friendly, but these made me chuckle. Can you think of more?

Why aren't the Charr allowed into Heaven?
Because they go to purr-gatory instead

Humpty Dumpty sat on the Great Wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses, and all the kings men,
Got beat by the Charr...yet again.

Q: How do you get a charr out of a tree?
A: Call your local fireman

Q: How do you get a one-armed charr out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.

A norn walks out of a bar.

How many Warriors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but first he wants to go into Temple of Ages and grab two Monks, two Assassins, two Nukers and an Imbagon.

A Charr driving a tank accidentally runs over a Norn. Who’s fault was it?
The Charr’s. Why was he driving a tank through a bar??!

What do you call it when Sylvari kiss?
Face planting.

What does Gwen use to cook her meats?
Charr-cole.

Why are there no monks in Guild Wars 2?
Because their idea of celebration is to have a big 'heal party.'

What is the Asura's favorite shape?
Flying giant cube.

Why are sylvari now banned from going near the Shiverpeaks?Because all the dwarves got stoned.

How the 5 races help a cat that is stuck in a tree:

a Human gets a ladder and climbs up, gets the cat, and then climbs down
a Norn is tall enough to reach the cat
a Sylvari tries to talk to the tree nicely to get it to release the cat
an Asura designs a crane-like machine to get the cat out the tree
a Charr climbs up the tree and gets stuck as well

How does a Charr heal injures?
They do a cat scan.

What do Asura play in baseball?
a: Shortstop

And my favorite:

"You really play too much Guild Wars. I mean, who else runs into a church, shouts "Meteorshower!", kicks the priest and tries to cap the altar?"