Jesus, satan, and computers

[Que Pasa]

Unbeknownst to most people, Jesus and Satan are actually highly computer literate. In his bitterness, Satan has claimed that he know much more the Jesus about computers. They decide to have a computer-miracle-working competition, played in a style similar to HORSE. Each person does something, then the other one has to one up it, God, of course being the Judge. They start off slow, but thirty seconds in to it after Jesus compiles an mpeg-4 video in under three seconds it takes off blindingly fast. Miracles were flying off their chests faster than any human could watch. All of a sudden, a power blip caused both of their computers to reset, but God manages to declare a winner, who is it and why?

 

[SirLagalott]

Jesus saves

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I'm not sure if I've heard this before or not. Took me about 5 seconds to think it through. Good one tho

 

[kasimir]

yep

.. put a smile on my dial

 

[amorphus88]

God declares Jesus the winner. cuz Satan lost all his files, but Jesus saves.

 

[Cyclon_x10]

good one!