Flamethrøwer
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I found this thread in the WoW forums today, and it was just too funny. What you do is take an existing spell or ability, and change one or two letters to give it a different meaning. These are some of the funnier ones I saw. Can you come up with any?
Berserker Rags: The warrior enters a cleaning frenzy and begins throwing rags at every dirt spot within 30 yards. Removes and makes the warrior immune to the effects of laziness and uncleanliness.
Mutilatte: Instantly attack with both mugs, serving the target a double-dose of a delicious caffeinated beverage. Adds 2 coffee points.
Hand of Salivation: Causes the target to drool excessively.
Drain Wife: Target: Female Humanoid. Sates all Shopping Frenzy effects on the target.
Feign Deaf: The hunter pulls during a boss explanation, instantly wiping the entire raid. While under the affect of Feign Deaf the hunter is immune to all rage on Vent.
Punter's mark: Target: Gnomes. Puts a "Kick me" sign on the back of your target for 2 hours. This effect persists through death.
Divine Yield: Makes paladins less OP.
Nice Barrier: Protects the Mage against random acts of kindness.
Berserker Rags: The warrior enters a cleaning frenzy and begins throwing rags at every dirt spot within 30 yards. Removes and makes the warrior immune to the effects of laziness and uncleanliness.
Mutilatte: Instantly attack with both mugs, serving the target a double-dose of a delicious caffeinated beverage. Adds 2 coffee points.
Hand of Salivation: Causes the target to drool excessively.
Drain Wife: Target: Female Humanoid. Sates all Shopping Frenzy effects on the target.
Feign Deaf: The hunter pulls during a boss explanation, instantly wiping the entire raid. While under the affect of Feign Deaf the hunter is immune to all rage on Vent.
Punter's mark: Target: Gnomes. Puts a "Kick me" sign on the back of your target for 2 hours. This effect persists through death.
Divine Yield: Makes paladins less OP.
Nice Barrier: Protects the Mage against random acts of kindness.
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