More church bulletin bloopers

[Parakletos]

The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings

Calvin Chartes, a professional cheif from our congregation, has thrown his heart into helping feed the needy.

Church Rummage Sale: A good oppertunity to get rid of anything not worth keeping but too good to throw away. Bring your spouse.

Three-year-old teacher needed for Sunday school. Experience preferred.

Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.

The on-duty elders will be found hanging in the church lobby.

Bulletin board blooper: Will the person who barrowed the ladder from the custodian's closet please bring it back before further steps are taken.

 

[Demon Hunter]

this is my favorite one ever..

Quote[/b] ]Weight loss seminar this saturday, please enter through the large doors in the back.

 

[Zealot]

=)

 

[ToJ | Space_Ghost]

hah those are pretty funny

 

[Que Pasa]

Something to this effect...

Our most recent missionary, Bertha Belch, has returned for a week to share her experiences with us. Come this Sunday to hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

 

[crazy_legs]

i was thinking of the one que put up when i was reading all the others.. there are some really funny ones out there

 

[amorphus88]

"Meeting for the insecure this Wednesday. Use side door."

 

[crazy_legs]

one went something like this... "say 'hello' to your friends. say 'hell' to your enemies"... somethin like that.. i dont know