Jesus wants to play GW with you.
What character do you think he is going to choose and why?
Satan goes to the Heavenly Father and says
I am way better than Jesus.
God smiles and says "Oh really!".
Satan smirks.
Yep in every way you can even test me.
So God says
Okay, we will have a geek test.
Satan says,
No problem what do I got to do?
*poof*
God Jesus and Satan show up at a computer lab.
God says you have one hour to program some C++ and have it be
an awesome program.
Jesus and Satan start clicking and typing away.
About 55mins go by and Satan has smoke comming off the key board hes typing so fast. When all of a sudden. Thunder and Lightning and a powersurge causes all the computers to reboot.
Satan begins screaming and hopping up and down.
Right about at the end of his rave and dance which looks alot like the necros in GW.
God says
TIME! Turn in your programs.
Jesus being the gentleman allows his enemy to go first.
Satan Whines
I don't have anything left and you did that on purpose GOD!
God looks at Jesus then Satan.
Well Jesus what you got left, Satan doesn't have anything.
Oh It is finished! Jesus Says.
Satan Rants
Finished how can you be finished after that power surge.
God and Jesus both smile and say in unison.
Simple JESUS SAVES!
What character do you think he is going to choose and why?
Satan goes to the Heavenly Father and says
I am way better than Jesus.
God smiles and says "Oh really!".
Satan smirks.
Yep in every way you can even test me.
So God says
Okay, we will have a geek test.
Satan says,
No problem what do I got to do?
*poof*
God Jesus and Satan show up at a computer lab.
God says you have one hour to program some C++ and have it be
an awesome program.
Jesus and Satan start clicking and typing away.
About 55mins go by and Satan has smoke comming off the key board hes typing so fast. When all of a sudden. Thunder and Lightning and a powersurge causes all the computers to reboot.
Satan begins screaming and hopping up and down.
Right about at the end of his rave and dance which looks alot like the necros in GW.
God says
TIME! Turn in your programs.
Jesus being the gentleman allows his enemy to go first.
Satan Whines
I don't have anything left and you did that on purpose GOD!
God looks at Jesus then Satan.
Well Jesus what you got left, Satan doesn't have anything.
Oh It is finished! Jesus Says.
Satan Rants
Finished how can you be finished after that power surge.
God and Jesus both smile and say in unison.
Simple JESUS SAVES!