In the Words of a Gerbil...

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PeekABoo

Official Internet Mom


Many Tuesdays our Leader Gerbil finds creative ways to invite players to play! These are a few of his shenanigans!
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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

toj.cc Mighty Gerbil ... Casual Toj TF2 Game Night needs you! /points finger directly at you Uncle Sam style, out of your screen, from across the interwebs. Join now if you are a patriot! /hums national anthem.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

toj.cc Mighty Gerbil ... Casual 9:34 PM/cue original Power Rangers theme

After ten thousand minutes it's free.
It's time to conquer TF2.


Raysoul all the crazies have escaped.
Recruit teams of teenagers with attitudes.


GO GO TOJ GAME NIGHT!
GO GO TOJ GAME NIGHT!


GO GO TOJ GAME NIGHT!
THAT MIGHTY MEME-ING GAME NIGHT!


For educational purposes... of course!

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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

toj.cc Mighty Gerbil ... Casual 9:42 PM
Are you taken for a ne'er-do-well when you want to be a lovable scamp?
Did immolating your friends only leave an awkward silence?
Did high explosives make people love you to bits or just bits of people?
Do you try to stab people only to have them miss the point?


Don't make these social faux pas and risk rejection in real life.

Hone your shenanigans on Toj TF2 game night lest they be confused for tomfoolery.

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PeekABoo

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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

toj.cc Mighty Gerbil... Casual 10:07 PM
Do you find yourself mumbling incoherently while cooking over an open flame?
Seeing double and you think one of those people must be a spy?
Strange cravings for sandwiches but you'll only eat them from a plate on the floor?

I'm not a doctor but I play one in a game and that qualifies me to say you may be suffering from a vitamin "TF2" deficiency. Unless treated quickly strangers online, whose opinion matters most, could diagnose you as a scrub, newb or you could be told to "get good". This horrific disfigurement can lead some to withdraw entirely from online gaming and become a "weeboo", "role player" or even the dreaded "employed".

There is hope though. Patients that take Toj TF2 game night once a week report a full recovery!

Side effects may include lack of sleep and an uncontrollable urge to make puns.


 
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