Arrrrr Mateys! Sept. 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[[toj.cc]phantom]

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

lol, Thats the only Chuck Norris joke that ever made me laugh.

 

[Strong Fortress]

This may just be an attempt to flee from further Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm sure some of you read the thread on the tie breakers. This thread seems to be following a similar theme of advancement and enhancement of previous ideas, so I propose that we could use the pirate ninjas for future tie breakers. The first to defeat the pirate ninjas (or last to run away) wins. Which brings up the question. Where in the world would you find pirate ninjas?

 

[vibrokatana]

Which brings up the question. Where in the world would you find pirate ninjas?

You can only find Pirate Ninjas in Chuck Norris' closet, he gets a roundhouse kick out of them every day.

 

[Strong Fortress]

I guess I should have kept my mouth shut about C**** N*****.

 

[ChickenSoup]

pirate ninjas is the grammatically correct form,
adj -> noun

ninja pirates are just pirates acting like ninjas

and you'd rather have ninjas acting like pirates? Besides, the other way sounds better

 

[vibrokatana]

would you rather endure pirates trying to act like ninjas? It just isnt the same.

 

[RJ Vickers]

I guess I should have kept my mouth shut about C**** N*****.

Actually, I was the one who brought up Chuck Norris....

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

That wasn't the one i was thinking of...

 

[ChickenSoup]

would you rather endure pirates trying to act like ninjas? It just isnt the same.

Smallish, sneaky pirates who couldn't speak "Pirate" if they tried is better??

 

[vibrokatana]

Smallish, sneaky pirates who couldn't speak "Pirate" if they tried is better??

ninjas speak very well, when released from being ninjas they are very noisy.

 

[MaidMirawyn]

no you can just make up most of the english language

Reminds me of two shirts I saw at Dragon*Con this year....

You know, the second one is so very, very true.

 

[Strong Fortress]

Lol. I was an English Major and I think both fit quite well. I might suggest for the second shirt "WARNING - I have a vocabulary in excess of 75,000 words, and no clear understanding of what half of them mean."

 

[vibrokatana]

I find it strange when you start using words and have no concept of what they really mean, you look up the definition and you use it properly and it described what you wanted it to...

 

[ChickenSoup]

ninjas speak very well, when released from being ninjas they are very noisy.

I meant ninjas trying to say "arr" and wot

 

[Tek7 (Legacy)]

I want this shirt.

 

[Jeshurun]

Arrrhh Ya scurvey dogs time to walk the plank.

 

[MaidMirawyn]

Lol. I was an English Major and I think both fit quite well. I might suggest for the second shirt "WARNING - I have a vocabulary in excess of 75,000 words, and no clear understanding of what half of them mean."

Oh, I KNOW what they mean. And I WILL use them.

And yes, they are words I can use in front of your grandmother. (MY living grandmother curses like a sailor, so I can't use that as my standard...)

 

[vibrokatana]

for all you know MM just insulted you with the construction of her words, BEWARE!

 

[MaidMirawyn]

Tek:
"English language" shirt is from Pegasus Publishing. "75,000 word vocabulary" is from Instant Attitudes.