rofl u know your a hunter if! (found on hunter forum)

galatian

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A mage asks you why you need water...

You beg and plead for a shadow priest in your raid group...

You've considered rerolling every time a healer LoS's you...

You've considered quitting after a rogue kills you with shiv alone...

You've ran out of arrows in a raid, and decided to go melee hunter, only to be cleaved for 12k and die...

You've been told your class is ezmode...

You've been beaten by a warrior with all greens and Deep Thunder...

You've been counterspelled by a mage in a BG...

You've killed that mage just for effect...

You're the first to charge into battle in WSG, and the first to get cheap shot by 4 different rogues...

A warlock has put his pet on your in an arena...

You know for a fact that playing a warrior requires 3 buttons and high blacksmithing skill...

You're always waiting on a trap cooldown...

You've tried to call your pet in a clutch situation, only to realize it died earlier today...

You've misdirected a raid boss onto the tank, only for it to be removed by another hunters misdirection, and then FD gets resisted...

You've FD'd and drank on every boss fight in TBC (before the fix)...

You've dropped the wrong trap in arena and someone dies because of it...

You've run more laps around pillars than a druid ever will...

You try to flare a vanished rogue, but before you can you get cheap shot...

You've given up on kiting melee classes, and instead attempt to kill them with melee...

Your clutch aimed shot missed wide left...

You tried to silencing shot a cast, only to be pwnt by the travel time...

You are always asking if anyone has extra meat for pet food...

You hit Intim and TBW only to be pillar kited...

You have 5 stacks of scorpid poison and your viper gets cleansed first

You seek druids out simply to scare beast them...

"Standing and Fighting" is also known as constantly running away and shooting...

You wonder why the Stormpike bowman in AV hit you so hard...

You've wanted to punch every person that swears aspect of the cheetah solves all kiting problems...

You constantly hear "NERF HUNTERS" but you cant find an arena team that will take you...

You wish you had stoneform...

You get PoM pyro'd, turn around and 3 shot the mage who did it...

You wish you were a warlock...

You've chain trapped a Moroes add, without any talents...

You're exalted with Violet Eye before Sunfury bow ever drops...

You switch to Hawk during Curator's evocates...

You've been counted as an interrupt for Shade of Aran, and are ashamed to correct your raid leader...

You kill other hunters first, because they arent as good as you...

You laugh when someone trinkets a scatter, only to be trapped a half second after...

You killed people 9 lvls higher than you while leveling...

You're always asking for blessing of freedom...

You laugh when you snake trap a lowbie...

You've feigned death during a battle in AV, and not gotten up...

You wish you had spell lock...

You feign death another hunter's aimed shot and call him a jackass for trying...

You want to add to this list...


haha this is o so true
 
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/agree with where

besides..PoM would be the last thing you'd see Gal...the last thing you'd see...
 
rofl guys its a hunter thing... and i didnt write them. dont agree with all but most are true!
and Pom isnt last thing i see the last thing i see is mage dying then i die...
 
LOL, I thought they are great! There are a few gems in there.

My favorite:
You kill other hunters first, because they arent as good as you...
 
i know reading it was so funny cause its one of those things u say to yourself every once and a while and i quess u gotta be a hunter to get :)
 
You've FD'd and drank on every boss fight in TBC (before the fix)... (I miss this)
You've misdirected a raid boss onto the tank, only for it to be removed by Galatians' misdirection, and then FD gets resisted.(So True)
You seek druids out simply to scare beast them, with your leet skills... (LOL, so true!)
You constantly hear "NERF MORDOS' SKILZ" but you cant find an arena team that will take you... (Man this is good stuff)
Warlocks wish you were not BM and resist all their fears... (It's like they are watching me play)
 
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