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cream. ;)

/hides in underground shelter, clutching a box of freeze-dried peas to his chest

I would have asked for a fire hose and a couple million gallons of water, personally.

I find it odd that God would be upset at being referred to as the Great Architect, when He actually is.

All I will say about that, is that if I was on fire, and in agony, I would not request, that someone cool my tongue, with the tip of their wet finger. ...

Hell is the pure flaming wrath and judgement of God himself, you say?

Yes. I have never seen or heard anyone locate a place in the Bible where "hell" is explained or described in any detail as an actual place for the alleged damned souls of men.

It will come out on December 21 of this year. >_>

I look forward to re-enacting the Salem Witch trials with my clan in this game. (And then playing as one and making people's cows give blood instead of milk, which is totally an evil and witchy thing to do. Srsly, who thinks up this stuff? I want a broomstick, a scaly minion, and a pointy...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. *head explodes*

Which Keero are we talkin about here?

I never heard of him before, but he's my hero now. :cool:

/insert angsty comment about the state of the U.S. public school system

And the OP is helpful or constructive?

I'm almost positive that your implication that He needs any help from the Lord is very offensive.

Come on, people, you heard the man: the issue is settled. And the spiritual cruelty evident in your posts is literally making me cringe. :(

Jeez, people, give up the debate. How you can even try to win an argument with a man who has been philosophically trained to apply the macro glasses of metaphorical interpretation is beyond me! Beyond me!

And in addition to all of that, God also created arrogant theists! What a wonderful world!

Seen anyone practicing miraculous signs of Christ or not of Him lately, silverleaf?

Out of the mouth of babes, eh?