The secret handshake for an underground resistance movement currently involves a rather complex choreography which must be performed while wearing a pink tutu. And a clown nose.
but this is a secret underground resistance society you don't know exists and you are not posting on this thread since it is a secret underground society thread. So.. since you do not know about it, nor posted on it (and because Asia is out of your jurisdiction) you are unable to assign us a secret handshake.