Aliens will invade earth through unlikely source...ducks.

[MeridianFlight]

It's quite simply astonishing.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/060530-duck-alien.html

How will Jeff Goldblum use his Mac to stop this one?!?

 

[astrod00d]

Actually, aliens already came to Earth. Where do you think we came from? Just ask any Scientologist.

 

[ChickenSoup]

Pffft. Everyone knows that the alien teleported by way of gizzard-rays when they opened up the duck. THAT'S why they only found grain. Stupid scientists.

 

[Dark Virtue]

Stupid aliens.

Ducks are tasty!

 

[ChickenSoup]

Quite