I think it's a great idea.
While we're at it, medical schools should teach the demon theory alongside the germ theory, and that drugs, surgery and rehabilitation may be replaced with prayer. The theory also works in the fields of psychiatry and psychology.
Modern economics should include the alternative theory, "give up your worldly possessions” and everybody live on handouts.
Home economics should include the theory that women are 'designed' to be subservient to men and that they should never feed their families ham, bacon, pork chops, clams, crab, lobster or other shellfish. The good news is that a hearty plate of locusts can replace them.
Art classes should teach the theory that sculpture must never be made that depicts anything recognizable.
Animal husbandry classes should teach the theory that you can get striped animals by breeding them where they can see a striped fence.
Geometry classes should teach the theory that pi=3, and that a circle and a sphere are the same thing.
Physics classes should include the theory that there are no ‘laws’ of the universe, as they are all arbitrarily bent and broken all the time by prayer and magic.
Botany classes should include the theory that bushes can talk and plants can live without sunlight and photosynthesis.
Geophysics classes should teach the theory that one can see the entire surface of the planet by going to the top of a really high mountain, thus, the planet is not a sphere.
Biology classes should teach the theory that bats are birds, and donkeys and snakes can talk. Also, the theory that lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, jaguars, panthers, pumas, bobcats, ocelots, mountain lions, margays, black-footed cats, Siamese cats, tabby cats, saber tooth cats, lynx and all the rest of the cats of the world all came from one pair of kitties a few thousand years ago without evolving into those different forms. The same theory should be included for all other ‘kinds’ of animals. They should also teach the theory that dead people can come back to life, even those that have been buried for years or even centuries.
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Astrophysics courses should include the competing theory that Earth is at the center of the entire universe and that stars are pinpoints of light stuck to the dome of the sky (for the moment – they will all fall to Earth soon). It should also teach the theory that the moon’s purpose is to be a light source for humans at night.
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Future meteorologists should learn to include the theory that God just didn't like town X, which is why it was wiped out by a tornado, hurricane, earthquake, etc. They should be taught to use location 'sin' factors to predict where the next one will strike. They should also learn the theory that there is enough water on the planet to cover it simultaneously to a depth that engulfs all land, including the very peak of Mt. Everest.
Future air traffic controllers should learn the theory of shutting down their monitors and gathering together in a circle to pray that the planes don't hit each other.
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