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<watches as Nevi bends over to play with Odale's shoe laces.....Wallawinski comes up behind him.....swings back his foot.....ready...aim......PUNT!>
 
<watches as Nevi bends over to play with Odale's shoe laces.....Wallawinski comes up behind him.....swings back his foot.....ready...aim......PUNT!>

What are you talking about, bending over?? He's a Gnome fer cryin' out loud! He doesn't have to bend over to untie anybody's shoes...not even his own.

Come on, Goblit, I'd think you and your prancing pony tails, of all people, would know better.
 
What? Embrace the truth. Own it. It's just a small (ahem) part of the wonderful experience that is Gnomeness.
 
Her pony tails add extra weight to her head, so she becomes unstable more easily than, say, Nevi... who may not have pony tails.

That is my hypothesis.
 
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