Garbage Professionals...

What do I do with all this trash? (Check all that apply)

  • "Tuff" it out.

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • Start piling the excess in the side yard, and throw a little away each week for the next few months.

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Sneak it into my neighbors trash cans.

    Votes: 9 40.9%

  • Take a trip to the dump

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Go dump it in a creek somewhere and let mother natue take care of it.

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Camm Option: Incinirate it in the "Icthus smoker".

    Votes: 11 50.0%
  • Total voters
    22
This is what you do:

You double bag your garbage to lessen the chance of some critter getting into it. And store in the yard. Next week, you take it out at the appropriate time, so as not to have a repeat of the previous week.

Then you do the unheard of. You wait in the morning for them to come by. When they pick up your garbage, you stop them and talk for a moment to say how much you appreciate the work they do and how you think they contribute to a better society. And as appreciation for their hard work, you give a 10 dollar gift certificate to each member of the group to Panda Express as a token of your appreciation.

Lets face it, you will have to grease their palms to get them to process more then the allowable limit of garbage that you know have for them.

btw...I'd be willing to bet that if you actually do this, the next time you miss the deadline and move your garbage across the alley, they will pick it up for you.
 
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Panda Express? Ain't that the one with all the cat parts in their garbage, tho? That would definately not get you anything but missed pick-ups...
 
Haha! It is! I needed to buy a 250g leg enchant last night, but I had to wait til some stuff sold! I used to be able to control the Stonemaul herb/ore/gem/card markets all at the same time with my mammoth amounts of buying power, but now I'm scrounging for enough gold to repair. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

On a separate note, yesterday I was afk on the bridge in IF, and when I came back, there were a bunch of people standing around me talking, and i saw my name. The short version is someone said "Dude, inspect Treehouse and check out his "total gold aquired!" Then everyone near him started yelling obscenities when they saw the number. (over 200,000g on Treehouse alone.) Then one guy said "Part of me hates Treehouse cause he always undercuts me, but he's also kind of my hero." And another guy said "I thought I was an AH Baller, but I've got nothing compared to that, I need his secrets!"

I just sat there and laughed, good times.
 
ewoksrule said:
This just means He put in Muschepants car and told him to deal with it.
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Muschepants? I love that story that tree tells about Muschepants calling the chruch and asking for him, when we was asked who he was, he said "Muschepants"... LOL!!!
 
treebranch said:
On a separate note, yesterday I was afk on the bridge in IF, and when I came back, there were a bunch of people standing around me talking, and i saw my name. The short version is someone said "Dude, inspect Treehouse and check out his "total gold aquired!" Then everyone near him started yelling obscenities when they saw the number. (over 200,000g on Treehouse alone.) Then one guy said "Part of me hates Treehouse cause he always undercuts me, but he's also kind of my hero." And another guy said "I thought I was an AH Baller, but I've got nothing compared to that, I need his secrets!"
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That ... is awesome.
 
I got my trash out on time! Special thanks to gilga for stopping at McDonalds to change the GMOTD before I logged on! You rock!
 
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