[toj.cc]WildBillKickoff
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A King of the Hill thread works like this:
The initial post is the first KotH. Each successive post must explain how the previous king was removed from the hill in a creative manner, with that poster being the new KotH.
Traditionally, the "winner" is the person who makes the final post; this type of thread often ends with a posting frenzy of one word posts. To eliminate this, I'm implementing two additional rules:
1. Only I know the post # which will be declared the final KotH. It might be 500, it might be 32. It might even be pi, or the square root of e. I'll make an announcement here when there are five posts to go.
2. Each post must be at least two sentences and 20 words long, and be related to the post before it.
So, your first entry:
WildBillKickoff places his flag on the top of the hill, surrounded by seven of the most fearsome allies he could muster. Himself clad in armor of a luminescent blue, carrying he has summoned each of his seven MMO avatars as his guardians. Patrolling the base of the hill are, from the unmentionable MMO, Gemhammer the Dwarf, wielder of the Axe of the Shire, and Whirling Pastori, Guild Wars Dervish, wielder of the scythe Shezel's Reaper, undefeated in martial combat. Roaming the side of the hill are the ritualist Pastori Spiritbinder, master of the spirit realm, and two masters of the elements: the Guild Wars Elementalist Pastori Thunderclap, controller of lightning, and FFXI Black Mage Jaypi, Tarutaru pyromaniac.
Standing at the top of the hill next to their master were the two most powerful of WBK's GW characters. The indomitable, unrelenting Pastori Mastersson, knight of Ascalon, and the incomparable Pastori Virtuous, who makes everyone around him more effective and is handy with a spear to boot.
Hail to the king, and let the games begin.
The initial post is the first KotH. Each successive post must explain how the previous king was removed from the hill in a creative manner, with that poster being the new KotH.
Traditionally, the "winner" is the person who makes the final post; this type of thread often ends with a posting frenzy of one word posts. To eliminate this, I'm implementing two additional rules:
1. Only I know the post # which will be declared the final KotH. It might be 500, it might be 32. It might even be pi, or the square root of e. I'll make an announcement here when there are five posts to go.
2. Each post must be at least two sentences and 20 words long, and be related to the post before it.
So, your first entry:
WildBillKickoff places his flag on the top of the hill, surrounded by seven of the most fearsome allies he could muster. Himself clad in armor of a luminescent blue, carrying he has summoned each of his seven MMO avatars as his guardians. Patrolling the base of the hill are, from the unmentionable MMO, Gemhammer the Dwarf, wielder of the Axe of the Shire, and Whirling Pastori, Guild Wars Dervish, wielder of the scythe Shezel's Reaper, undefeated in martial combat. Roaming the side of the hill are the ritualist Pastori Spiritbinder, master of the spirit realm, and two masters of the elements: the Guild Wars Elementalist Pastori Thunderclap, controller of lightning, and FFXI Black Mage Jaypi, Tarutaru pyromaniac.
Standing at the top of the hill next to their master were the two most powerful of WBK's GW characters. The indomitable, unrelenting Pastori Mastersson, knight of Ascalon, and the incomparable Pastori Virtuous, who makes everyone around him more effective and is handy with a spear to boot.
Hail to the king, and let the games begin.