Life...that thing that goes on between sessions of Guild Wars.

What's up with remote controls for TVs/VCRs/DVD Players?

When I lose mine (with 6 kids it is almost daily)...I spend more time and energy looking for it than I would just getting up and changing the channel. What is wrong with me?

And why don't they install a pager on the controls so you press a button on the TV and it beeps. My 1st VCR's remote had a wire running from the remote to the VCR...you could never lose that...unless someone chewed through the wire.

and now I am almost to my 300th post.
 
vibrokatana said:
I like the flat version, I would install on inside my computer case if I was bored and made of money.
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LOL! You sound like me...I'm dangerous when I'm bored. Even more so if I'm bored and have money to spend. :)

Explosives, electronics, coding...all have been known to result from boredom.
 
Manyik said:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
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This is where Paul and I started laughing. We have mostly stopped laughing, finally.
 
Manyik said:
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will
be afraid to cough.
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I was laughing pretty hard, but when I got to this one, people came to my office to see what was up
 
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could pay attention to the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire.

Who was the first person to look under a cow and say, "I think I'll
Squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Does pushing the elevator more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
Observation:
We should all Thank God that England foiled the plot that from what I read today targeted 10 airplanes, 24 people were arrested.

here's the article I read..

We should never forget 911

It could have been a tremendous tragedy. I would say 2000+ people could have been killed.

Wasn't sure where else to post this.
 
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