fyi...wasn't talking about russel. He aint no tasslehoff burfoot. besides, russel can't hold agro off of me if he tried
I was talking about a little gnome mage who has the curiousity of Tasselhoff Burfoot.
Imagine, sitting in Uldaman, where the Enchanter is. Next thing you hear is, "hmmm, I wonder what is around this corner". Then you spot a little gnome running down the cave in the opposite direction, raising her hands trying to freeze in place the mob of 10 lvl 44 elites that happen to be chasing her. She then spots the rest of the group in the safe spot with the enchanter and decides to high tail it in there.
Now, imagine if you will, the other four of us are dwarves. So she hides behind me, like I am some how going to conceal her, saying "Don't let them get me bannard."
At this point, I am thinking, will they leave us alone if we sacrifice the gnome? And some how, I don't think a group of lvls 43,43,44,44,47 (non of which happen to be a dedicated healer) is somehow going to win against 10 lvl 44 elites.
To my horror, the freeze does wear off, and we are trapped ourselves with no where to run. The offer of the gnome was taking quite readily, but it wasn't enough to keep them off our backs. It was a complete and udder wipe of the group.
Foolish curious gnomes. Can't live with them, can't feed them to gnolls.