On Binary Domain:
Me: It's a third-person cover shooter.
My wife: What does that mean?
Me: It means you spend 2/3 of the game behind a 3-foot high wall.
My wife: That sounds terrible.
On Xenoblade:
Me: This is the main character.
My wife: Who's that?
Me: That's his childhood friend, Fiora.
My wife: Oh, I see where this is going: Nowhere.
(I guess you have to be familiar with the Unlucky Childhood Friend anime trope to really get the joke there.)
On League of Legends (before I started playing bot matches):
Me: *complains*
My wife: If the game isn't fun, why do you play it?
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Me: It's a third-person cover shooter.
My wife: What does that mean?
Me: It means you spend 2/3 of the game behind a 3-foot high wall.
My wife: That sounds terrible.
On Xenoblade:
Me: This is the main character.
My wife: Who's that?
Me: That's his childhood friend, Fiora.
My wife: Oh, I see where this is going: Nowhere.
(I guess you have to be familiar with the Unlucky Childhood Friend anime trope to really get the joke there.)
On League of Legends (before I started playing bot matches):
Me: *complains*
My wife: If the game isn't fun, why do you play it?
If your spouse or significant other has said anything brilliant about games or gaming, post it here.