New title - Fertilizer Rank

[Josh2415]

While playing today, I noticed I had 1336 hours played total. I asked anyone if there was a title at 1337. That got us going on who had how many hours of play. Then someone chimed in with how many deaths they had (over 2000). That got me thinking... There should be a title for deaths. So the Fertilizer Rank was born. Chip in your rank ideas!
So far, we've come up with these.

They've Memorized My Will - Faithful Friend (me)
My Armor Is Dented - Mylynn Melnock
I'm a Minion Factory - The Lumpen Warrior
Don't Bother Rezing Me - Little Master Jones
I Sleep With Wurms - Mylynn Melnock

 

[ajmucha]

How about..."My bed is made of dirt" Taking a dirtnap, get it?

 

[RubberDucky]

"Zombie" and "Ill be down soon"
Joey.

 

[A Servant]

Suicidal, Death Wish, Needs Counceling, Undertaker Job Security, Worms Love Me, RIP VIP

 

[ajmucha]

Hahahah, I love that last one, servant...how about "Monk's Nightmare" or "Grenth likes me too much"

 

[Bro_Hart]

Wait a sec. Don't these titles have to be movie lines like all the rest?
How about these:

"I hate to have to kill you."
"I hate to have to die."
"He is only mostly dead!"
"You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
"I have just taken one year of your life. How did that make you feel?"

 

[RubberDucky]

lawl, and all from TPB. good job. afterall, that skill "Bonetti's Defense" watch Wesley and Inigo fight for the first time, Inigo states "Ah, i see you are using Bonetti's Defense against" and Wesley says "I thought it fitting, due to the rocky terrain". Also, there is an NPC outside of Sunspear Great Hall, he says "I can track a falcon on a rainy day" also sounds familiar.
Joey.

 

[LittleDonnieJ]

Wait a sec. Don't these titles have to be movie lines like all the rest?
How about these:

"I hate to have to kill you."
"I hate to have to die."
"He is only mostly dead!"
"You killed my father! Prepare to die!"
"I have just taken one year of your life. How did that make you feel?"

Those are all amazing!

 

[one2dredd]

Love the Princess bride ones!! THOSE are AMAZING!!

 

[djmorphosis]

to play is to die
silence, you killed me
great, im dead again
a necro's best friend
spawn die spawn die spawn die
go buy better stuff already
FTL
n00b of the year award
didn't go through the tutorial DID you?

 

[ajmucha]

I run into trouble a lot.

 

[RubberDucky]

"I bench press daisies." get it? pushing up daisies.
Joey.