I thought he was a she the first time I saw him. If I ever meet him on the street I'm turning around and runnning the other way. Like MaddMexican says, weird doesn't even encompass 10% of that man's problems.
When I saw him on Superbowl half time shows in the early 90's as a wee chillin I always thought he was a white woman no doubt. That alone should be enough.