In no way, shape, or form have I been compensated for my services or my endorsement of Zealot, heretofore known as "Z". Z is the "smackdaddy" with the shotty and will completly "pwn" all those in his way including Creshinibon, heretofore refered to as "Cresh". Cresh is a "lil sissy girl" and will be torn apart piece by piece at the end of Lulubelle, the "Beast from the Southeast's" trusty shotty. In the end there will be only one who walks away from this arena, and it will not be the "f00li0" Cresh. In the event that my employer Z is on the verge of being "nubbed", my 1337 hax0r downloaded linux on a 28.8 stealth ninja skills will be put to use to inconspicously take out Cresh and disapeer before evidence can be gathered against the other party. Please send payment for these services promptly, lest I be forced to flip out ninja style on my employer.
-1337 Linux Hax0r Echelon