There is a GOD!!

[mrpopdrinker]

There is
a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised
her arms to the sky and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at
the little old lady, so every morning he stepped onto his front porch after
her and yelled, "THERE IS NO LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one
morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front
porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am
starving, provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two HUGE bags of
groceries sitting there.
"PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted, "THERE IS NO
LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "PRAISE THE
LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM

 

[LionOfJudah]

right.... this could be twisted on you in so many ways....

 

[mrpopdrinker]

It is a joke you know that right?

 

[LionOfJudah]

then why put it into religious discussion, i kinda want to see what Timor would do to this

 

[mrpopdrinker]

Quote[/b] (LionOfJudah @ Nov. 08 2003,12:49)]then why put it into religious discussion, i kinda want to see what Timor would do to this

That is exactly why I put it in religeous discussion. Notice the atheists dont go anywhere else.

 

[timor]

LMAO Lion.

I'll just leave it be.

I see no reason to rip into a joke, heheh.

 

[timor]

A atheist hiker is walking in the woods, when suddenly a bear pounces on him. Right before the Bear would begin to sink his teeth into its victim, the atheist cried out, "Oh my God! Save me!"

Suddenly, time froze, and a voice from the heavens spoke, "All your life, you have lived without a single thought of me besides trying to disprove my existance, and now you want my help?"

The atheist replied "Well, I guess you're right - it would be pretty unfair of me to ask you to help me out too much now, but could you atleast make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," replied the Lord, and time resumed.

The bear bowed his head, put his paws together, and spoke "Thank you Lord for giving me this meal..."

 

[MaxX]

...

OLD

 

[timor]

Mine? So what? I was simply showing that I have a sense of humor about atheism. Get off my back.

 

[Guest]

i think it is a wonderful thing the athiests care to come and speak with me, for how many of them are in fact PREDESTINATED to believe. amen
Humor concerning the Lord given by men who have not faithe is perhaps NOT an agreeable thing.
satan by the way has not wealth, he is bankrupt. amen
i am nothing0 and know all things belong to THE LORD GOd JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. AMEN
He PURCHASED THEM FROM His FATHER.
Even the faithless are His to judge and reprove. amen
i am nothing0.
JESUS IS THE LORD1PRAISE THE LORD1THE LORD YESHUA. AMEN

 

[LionOfJudah]

LOL no timor i am not attacking the Joke, but i thought it would be intresting to hear your take on it. This could of gone in General discussion.

 

[timor]

Naw man that was directed at MaXx =D

 

[Kidan]

i've personally always liked the bear joked. it makes me laff

 

[Atown]

if u guys want christian humor theres a book out called holy humor by cal and rose samra. its so funny cuz it has jokes for every part of the year. like winter they have hunting jokes, or summer golf jokes. stuff like Cursed is the man who skiped church to go golfing and got his 1st hole in one. poor guy