Warlock joke to our loved Paladins.

Odale

Odale

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I found this while i was trolling through someone's forums

A warlock walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The paladin next to him says "Why order a drink? Can't you conjure your own?"

The warlock, obviously peeved, turns and says "You know that's mages, not warlocks, right?"

"Oh, sorry," the paladin responds, "With those robes you guys all look the same to me."

"Right, whatever" the warlock replies. He then finishes his drink and smashes the bottle into the paladin's face, knocking him off his stool. Dazed and confused the paladin climbs to his feet and cries out "What was that for!?"

The warlock responds "Oh, sorry, with that plate armor I thought you could tank. You guys all look the same to me."
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IRL.
 
LAWL!!!!!!!!! NOOB PALLYS

"I'm a little pally short and stout, here is my hammer here is my mount. When I get in trouble, I scream and shout. Throw on my shield and hearth out."

-Uknown
 
A strange mist began filling the Tirisfal Forest and the forces of Undercity were sent in to examine it. Suddenly a human warlock stepped out of the mist and issued a challege, "To the Forsaken, I am waiting in the mist for your best troops to fight. Come face me if you dare!", and with that, she backed into the mist.

The leader of the Undercity forces with over 300 warriors, rogues and casters thought for a moment and sent in 100 of his forces into the mist... and soon the sounds of battle could be heard. Spells being cast, weapons clashing and soon silence filled the area... but no one came out.

Then the warlock stepped out, bloody but still ready for combat as she spoke "Is that the BEST you have? Then send in your second best so i can do battle with them!" And with that challenge, she turned her back on the Forsaken and stepped into the mist.

The leader pondered and sent in 1/3 of his forces, sure that would defeat this cocky human. Soon the sounds of battle drifted out of the mist but then all was silent again. And still no one came out... but that human again who issued still another challenge, "So that was youre second best? Then send me what you have left, perhaps quantity might make up for your lack of quality!" and with that, she stepped into the mist as the Undercity forces moved forward, angered at the loss of their friends, companions and fellow undead.

The leader moved with his forces carefully into the mist, visiblity dropping to a few feet and soon all that could be seen was bodies; torn, burned and ripped apart. What demon did she have? Not even a doomguard or infernal could do this. Soon they came upon a dying Forsaken crawling toward them. The leader rushed up to him to hear his dying words, "go back" he whispered "go back, its a trap, there are TWO warlocks here!"

o.O Nerf warlocks.
 
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Odale said:
A warlock walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The paladin next to him says "Why order a drink? Can't you conjure your own?"

The warlock, obviously peeved, turns and says "You know that's mages, not warlocks, right?"

"Oh, sorry," the paladin responds, "With those robes you guys all look the same to me."

"Right, whatever" the warlock replies. He then finishes his drink and smashes the bottle into the paladin's face, knocking him off his stool. Dazed and confused the paladin climbs to his feet and cries out "What was that for!?"

The warlock responds "Oh, sorry, with that plate armor I thought you could tank. You guys all look the same to me."
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And I am guessing the paladin then chases the warlock on thier free mounts :D
 
So a Pally walks into a bar, a warlock starts a fight with him, the pally cries in his judgement and puts a bubble on, and hearths...
 
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