What should Icthus do about the lack of spam on forums?

What should Icthus do about the alarmingly low amout of spam on forums?


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I am....but it makes it look better if Icthus officially declares it. =)

So Icthus is unilaterally declaring, by fiat, even, that Meli is Queen forever. Who's in charge of this circus, anyway?


<flashback>

Baddwin: Well, I didn't vote for you.

Icthus: You don't vote for Kings!

Baddwin: Well, how did you become King, then?

Icthus: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Atiesh, the Greatstaff of the Guardian, from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Icthus, was to carry Atiesh. That is why I am your king!

</flashback>


Ooohhhhh, it's all so clear now...
 
So Icthus is unilaterally declaring, by fiat, even, that Meli is Queen forever. Who's in charge of this circus, anyway?


<flashback>

Baddwin: Well, I didn't vote for you.

Icthus: You don't vote for Kings!

Baddwin: Well, how did you become King, then?

Icthus: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Atiesh, the Greatstaff of the Guardian, from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Icthus, was to carry Atiesh. That is why I am your king!

</flashback>


Ooohhhhh, it's all so clear now...

Just because some watery tart threw a sword at you, doesnt mean you have supreme power!
 
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