Nazgul
New Member
This is a question I have had for a while but do any of you know why shriners drive mini cars?
Why the Cars?
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RyanB
Legacy of Elijah Guild Leader
It apparently dates back to the 70s when GMC made a bunch to promote the Stingray Corvette.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/20/AR2006022001308_2.html
My guess is something about a New World Order, though. Nah, that's the masons.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/20/AR2006022001308_2.html
My guess is something about a New World Order, though. Nah, that's the masons.
Patriot
Active Member
More appropriately: why not?
My guess is something about a New World Order, though. Nah, that's the masons.
The Ancient Arabic Order of the Mystic Shrine (Shriners) are Masons. Kind of.
RyanB
Legacy of Elijah Guild Leader
Yup, this is true. Pretty much every one of these types of organizations is related, in fact.
Keero
Tribe of Judah Membership Administrator
Saves on gas methinks. Who wouldn't want to drive a mini-car?
Anyone who's ever seen a person driving a $30,000 SUV make a left turn in rush hour while holding a cell phone. (Seriously, you paid 30 grand for the vehicle, you can't drop $20 on a Bluetooth headset?)
EDIT: For any who may have missed the connection: SUV + stupid driver will smash mini car + smart driver. It's unfair, but that's physics for ya, folks.
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RyanB
Legacy of Elijah Guild Leader
"while holding a cell phone" as in, writing a blog or sending emails while barreling down the freeway. And eating. While doing their makeup.
And juggling.
Elader Arkon
Helped Tek test a thing
Wait, what was my sister doing in Oklahoma?
Keero
Tribe of Judah Membership Administrator
Chasing tornadoes.
Luvdiscgolf
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Mini Car?
For the half a year of winter we have here in North Dakota, I wouldn't want a mini car; it might disappear beneath a snow drift and be lost forever! One of the many reasons why I drive a Dodge Ram! Or maybe it's just a bit of carryover from spending some of my younger years on a farm, lol.
For the half a year of winter we have here in North Dakota, I wouldn't want a mini car; it might disappear beneath a snow drift and be lost forever! One of the many reasons why I drive a Dodge Ram!
Or maybe it's just a bit of carryover from spending some of my younger years on a farm, lol.
Now I have to be careful when telling jokes about Dodge drivers...For the half a year of winter we have here in North Dakota, I wouldn't want a mini car; it might disappear beneath a snow drift and be lost forever! One of the many reasons why I drive a Dodge Ram!