[toj.cc]WildBillKickoff
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Of course you're allowed. Just come up with a way to get out of the jewel.
Back at the Pastorial HQ, Virtuous spoke to the still woozy, partially broken leader.
"Well, thank Lyssa for your ballfoot training, WBK. All that running into and through people is the only way you could have survived that collision."
"First of all, it's thank JESUS," growled WBK, still under the effects of the double dose of Percoset, yet still feeling the pain of nine broken bones, a ruptured ACL and PCL in his left knee, and dislocated right shoulder.
"You say tomato, I say tomahto," retorted PV.
"And secondly, it's FOOTBALL. How could you not know this after all the alliance chat about Tony Dungy and the Colts winning the Super Bowl?"
"Actually, boss," replied Gemhammer, "we thought it was an ice cream eating contest. You know, the biggest bowl wins."
These guys are starting to drive me nuts, thought WBK. "Jaypi! Are you subbing White or Red mage right now?"
Jaypi simply stood there with a blank, happy stare on his face and emoted /joy and /grin. He was trying to communicate, but as there is no voice acting in FFXI, emotes are the only way he has to say anything.
"OK, let's try this. Can you cast a Cure spell or two on me?"
/nod /clap /cheer /magic:Cure 2 <WildBillKickoff>
Why didn't I think of that before? thought WBK. I feel 100% better now. Time to take back that hill... the Taru could be useful. WBK knelt down and whispered something in Jaypi's... hood? How does that furry midget hear? Maybe that's why he can't talk.
Jaypi, who looks like a cross between a teddy bear and a cabbage patch doll, waddled to the base of the hill. /clap /wave /hug /joy
Neirai, cautiously optimistic about the cute little furball's intentions, called EHP to him. "What do you make of this?"
"Probably a trick to get us off the hill," replied EHP wisely. Neirai weighed her counsel and prepared a defense until a sudden urge overcame him.
He is a cute little thing. What harm could come in making him lunch? NO, DANGIT! NOT AGAIN! I'LL FIGHT THI... fight what? He looks like a little, furry, butterball turkey. He'll make a nice lunch. A little on the scrawny side, but he looks tender and juicy. Wait for it... wait for it... POUNCE!
Neirai bounded forward in lycanthrope form. "NOOO!!" shouted EHP, who cast a spell to slow him down so she could catch up.
Jaypi simply looked curiously at what he saw. He didn't quite understand what was happening, so he decided to have a seat and watch the cat-thing and the nice lady play tag. /sit /clap /cheer
Suddenly, Jaypi remembered the plan. He waited until the nice lady caught up with the cat thing, a few dozen yards from his position, then did as his master told him: /magic: Firaga-doken <Cat Thing and Nice Lady>
Neirai regained control of himself when EHP smacked him on the back of the head with the thrown pink jewel. The last thing he remembered for quite a while afterward was the giant ball of light hurtling at inhuman speed toward him. The fireball struck squarely between the two, burrowing an impact crater ten feet deep into the hill and burning all the fur on Neirai's body before the impact blew both Neirai and EHP backwards in opposite directions.
WBK emerged from his hiding spot and rubbed Jaypi on the head. "Nice job, little buddy."
/joy /cheer /clap /sit /king
Back at the Pastorial HQ, Virtuous spoke to the still woozy, partially broken leader.
"Well, thank Lyssa for your ballfoot training, WBK. All that running into and through people is the only way you could have survived that collision."
"First of all, it's thank JESUS," growled WBK, still under the effects of the double dose of Percoset, yet still feeling the pain of nine broken bones, a ruptured ACL and PCL in his left knee, and dislocated right shoulder.
"You say tomato, I say tomahto," retorted PV.
"And secondly, it's FOOTBALL. How could you not know this after all the alliance chat about Tony Dungy and the Colts winning the Super Bowl?"
"Actually, boss," replied Gemhammer, "we thought it was an ice cream eating contest. You know, the biggest bowl wins."
These guys are starting to drive me nuts, thought WBK. "Jaypi! Are you subbing White or Red mage right now?"
Jaypi simply stood there with a blank, happy stare on his face and emoted /joy and /grin. He was trying to communicate, but as there is no voice acting in FFXI, emotes are the only way he has to say anything.
"OK, let's try this. Can you cast a Cure spell or two on me?"
/nod /clap /cheer /magic:Cure 2 <WildBillKickoff>
Why didn't I think of that before? thought WBK. I feel 100% better now. Time to take back that hill... the Taru could be useful. WBK knelt down and whispered something in Jaypi's... hood? How does that furry midget hear? Maybe that's why he can't talk.
Jaypi, who looks like a cross between a teddy bear and a cabbage patch doll, waddled to the base of the hill. /clap /wave /hug /joy
Neirai, cautiously optimistic about the cute little furball's intentions, called EHP to him. "What do you make of this?"
"Probably a trick to get us off the hill," replied EHP wisely. Neirai weighed her counsel and prepared a defense until a sudden urge overcame him.
He is a cute little thing. What harm could come in making him lunch? NO, DANGIT! NOT AGAIN! I'LL FIGHT THI... fight what? He looks like a little, furry, butterball turkey. He'll make a nice lunch. A little on the scrawny side, but he looks tender and juicy. Wait for it... wait for it... POUNCE!
Neirai bounded forward in lycanthrope form. "NOOO!!" shouted EHP, who cast a spell to slow him down so she could catch up.
Jaypi simply looked curiously at what he saw. He didn't quite understand what was happening, so he decided to have a seat and watch the cat-thing and the nice lady play tag. /sit /clap /cheer
Suddenly, Jaypi remembered the plan. He waited until the nice lady caught up with the cat thing, a few dozen yards from his position, then did as his master told him: /magic: Firaga-doken <Cat Thing and Nice Lady>
Neirai regained control of himself when EHP smacked him on the back of the head with the thrown pink jewel. The last thing he remembered for quite a while afterward was the giant ball of light hurtling at inhuman speed toward him. The fireball struck squarely between the two, burrowing an impact crater ten feet deep into the hill and burning all the fur on Neirai's body before the impact blew both Neirai and EHP backwards in opposite directions.
WBK emerged from his hiding spot and rubbed Jaypi on the head. "Nice job, little buddy."
/joy /cheer /clap /sit /king