MeridianFlight
New Member
While I think everyone here would agree that we humans are a wonderfully ingenious species, generously infused with intellectual reasoning by our Creator, we do have our limitations. I believe the bag of beef jerky I just opened speaks to this fact.
You see, I just purchased a bag of beef jerky. In the bag of beef jerky amidst the scrumptious morsels of meat strips is small white package with a sanitary napkin. While one would naturally assume that people who consume the jerky would be able to differentiate between the jerky and the napkin, this is apparently not the case.
In big, bold, blue text are the words "DO NOT EAT".
This conspicuous warning is necessarily because undoubtedly at some point in the annals of jerky mastication someone attempted to (and possibly succeeded in) eating the sanitary napkin.
Yet the same race put someone on the moon. Interesting, isn't it?
You see, I just purchased a bag of beef jerky. In the bag of beef jerky amidst the scrumptious morsels of meat strips is small white package with a sanitary napkin. While one would naturally assume that people who consume the jerky would be able to differentiate between the jerky and the napkin, this is apparently not the case.
In big, bold, blue text are the words "DO NOT EAT".
This conspicuous warning is necessarily because undoubtedly at some point in the annals of jerky mastication someone attempted to (and possibly succeeded in) eating the sanitary napkin.
Yet the same race put someone on the moon. Interesting, isn't it?