You could date her!

LOL! IM SORRY IM THINKING ABOUT CATS!


and i want them to be in a basket! And I want little bow ties!!
 
Hey you know who is a perfect match for her Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise...
 
It's rare to catch the symptoms of Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so early. This is likely hereditary.

The second one from the right is her mother:

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It's rare to catch the symptoms of Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so early. This is likely hereditary.

The second one from the right is her mother:

crazycatladt.jpg

That photo is obviously faked so many cats on leashes but none of those people are bleeding and not one of the cats has a bow tie... :p
 
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OMG!!! What she said is almost how I feel word for word!!! Of course, you gotta replace the words love and hug with hate and punt. Yeah, then it'd be perfect. Except you really shouldn't give me cats in a basket *licks lips*
 
Hmm...is this possibly..autotune-able? If so, how long do you think it will be until someone autotunes it?
 
She wouldn't like me. My mother paid me $5 a head to kill the feral cats that ruined the paint job on her new car. The old guy next door had over 30.
 
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